I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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