There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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