My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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