Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
did you just send me my own nude
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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