What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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