I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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