So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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