On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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