college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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