Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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