Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
