pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
this boner is exhausting
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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