dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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