it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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