He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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