im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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