At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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