If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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