Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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