i permit you to call me
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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