Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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