Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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