You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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