Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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