How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
