in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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