She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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