Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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