Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Randomize
