She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It's blow job season.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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