Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
tell me about the fingering
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