You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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