i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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