anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Shame - the story of my life.
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