What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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