his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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