so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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