is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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