I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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