He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
