I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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