I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
COCAINE IS GR8
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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