omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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