I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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