VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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