Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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