I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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