Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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