WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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