sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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