Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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