He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
NoShamevember. You game?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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