Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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